WARPED VIII: An Odyssey – Day One

AKA: Wet, Cold, Buzzed, and Happy as Hell

Day One: Thursday, April 12, 2012

Thursday morning begins with the sky pouring rain like piss out of a boot. Dressed up like the Michelin Man and way over packed, I man up and tear off in the downpour for my first ever motorcycle rally, to my first ever ADV event, on my first real trip on a new bike to meet some FFs for the first time for the ride down. What could possibly go wrong?

Cyath (Mike) and SenorPeligro (Andy), stand up guys that they are, have offered to let this n00b ride along with them to WARPED VIII (That would be the 8th annual Western Adventure Riders Party and Endurance Drinking event for those of you not in the know.) and we are to meet at 9:30 in Livermore at the Panama Red Coffee Co. Forgetting to ask and not knowing if they intend to meet at 9:30 or leave at 9:30, I arrive at 9 AM. The rain pauses just long enough for a dry dismount. I show up just moments after they do and we quaff down a coffee and some breakfast. Then it is off to WARPED!

SenorPeligro (Everyone has a handle on the ADVRider forum) leads the way and we angle out Patterson Pass Road to 120 and then pick up 99 South. Lunch in Tulare at the Black Bear Diner provides me the opportunity to try their Chicken Fried Steak and the massive 4x4x4 inch biscuit. Excellent and too much food is the report. Should have taken a photo of that biscuit.

It rained off and on for the whole trip, but nothing too serious. Looking at the weather report lead to us avoiding any route other than the 178. Luckily we had a dry and spirited trip through the canyon. Just short of camp and with my Contours turned off, SenorPeligro sees a hawk try to remove my Contours from my helmet. I ducked just in time and it missed. Sure wish I had video of that.

We arrived at camp under cloud cover and a brief break in the rain. Gerg (the HDIC of the event – real name Greg), not quite sure what to make of my overloaded Connie, kindly checked us in and DaFool (my friend Mike from Fairfield) pointed the way to the keg (good call on the Blonde Gerg!). And, half a beer later we were sitting up camp. I set up two tents, one for me and one for TheDonPuccio who had been delayed by work until Friday. Yes, the Pete Puccio is scheduled to come down tomorrow on his Harley.

Mike and Andy get set up before puzzling about where to find the keg

Mike (DaFool) was a little incredulous as I dragged out the tent, cot, air mattress, sleeping bag, cooler, chair, tarp, and tarp poles. He quickly recovered and quit giving me grief when the cigars came out. Clearly a man who has his priorities straight.

The rain abated long enough to get a few pictures.

Dragon M getting a lesson in something – probably illegal.

Distant Thunder enjoying a smoke.

JStory playing bartender.

It of course started raining again as soon as I got both tents set up.

Conestogaman and GoinPostal did the favor of bringing tacos and JStory brought the grass-fed organic burgers (and the fully stocked mini-bar). Seriously killer contributions to the event – from the bottom of my stomach, thank you!

Details from here will remain generally vague, but we had a great time around the campfire trying to stay dry, warm, and laughing. Meet a lot of great peeps. Someone started the rumor that the keg was empty which was ingenious since those at our campsite clearly knew how to use the pump and kept drinking till we turned in around 10 PM. Morale of the story is never believe a drunk ADV’er.

Today’s Route: 321 Miles

Lunch with Russ – East Bay to Monterey

Pete on 680

Ever since Pete moved to Sac over 18 months ago, we’ve been threatening to ride down to Monterey and have lunch with Russ, (a friend of ours for, ah let’s see now… No, can’t be almost 20 years! But it is. I don’t feel that old).

I check the weather the day before and see that it’s going to be another sunny, 65 F degree plus day in Northern California and call Pete. Doesn’t take much arm twisting with Pete as usual. Russ is going to be home? Check. So Pete rolls over Saturday night from Sac to get a head start. I’d say we were moderately good boys Satuday night. Could be we just ran out of beer – but we were sacked out by 10:30.

Up at 6:30 and by 7:10 we were wrapping ourselves around some biscuits and gravy. Seriously weird gravy too – my first and last trip to the Buttercup. By 8 it had warmed up to around 47F and we were ready to roll. Well, not before I get set up with my new “rolling camera” get up. Black Rapid camera strap with the camera tucked into the outside pocket of my riding jacket.

Normally I ride the Vulcan with Pete and other cruiser riders, but I wanted to take the Connie out to do a shakedown on some of the latest farkles.

We pretty much have the road to ourselves.

Mostly empty highway

680 to Mission to 880 to 17, and then into Santa Cruz for the scheduled coffee stop at Santa Cruz Coffee Roasters. It was over 60F by the time we got here and not expected in Monterey until 11:30 we have a little time to kill planning a ride this summer, drinking our coffee on the sidewalk, and people watching. Interesting bike set up parked right out front. Wonder if I could set up my risers this way? One set for “sport” and a higher set for “touring?”

Apehangers on a bicycle

Still need some work perfecting my “behind the back” shots

Fact is, I need a lot of practice with the new set up. No good pics from Santa Cruz to Monterey. After a nice lunch with Russ we retired across the street to the now closed Quail Lodge for a cigar. The Lodge closed recently in a dispute between the owner and the union. The golf course is still open and someone appears to be feeding the ducks.

We drag out some of the lawn furniture that is stacked up and enjoy our smoke. It was a little errie walking around the resort and not seeing anyone other than a couple of groundskeepers. Pete and Russ enjoying their Cuban blessing.

We are getting ready to wrap up, and another friend calls and tells us he is in Concord and did we want to meet up around 4 PM? Hum, it’s 1:30 now and we want to go home the scenic root, so maybe 4:45? Deal! So we say our goodbye’s to Russ, gas up, and off we go.

We leave out heading Southeast on Carmel Valley Road (Hwy G16) to Greenfield. Nice motorcycle road – not the best kept road, but lots of twisties, only met up with three or four cars on the road and a trio of bikes. Too twisty to fool with the camera for photos, but along the way I felt something crawling on my ear. And then crawling in my ear, so I pulled over in the widest spot I could find in a hurry to get the helmet off before something bit me. Never found what it was, but did get this shot. It was 67F and I was wishing I had taken out my liner before we got home.

 

I’m looking forward to taking this little loop again when there is no one waiting on me at the other end.

Back on 101 I play with the camera set up a little.

Pete at 80MPH

With the “bug stop” and another gas stop, we missed Chad by about 20 minutes, so Pete headed on to Sacramento – after all, tomorrow is a work day.

It was a good day. Sunny, warm, virtually no traffic. Can’t beat it. And we got to see Russ. Not bad for the last weekend in January!

Trip Map: 331 Miles